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[vixenesque93]

Random exclamation today:

"If we're all products of intelligent design, whose bright idea was it to put the playground next to the sewer?"


I'm in a mood.

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[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

Or my favourite 'in a mooooood' quote: "If life is a gift... where the hell is the exchange desk??"

[ashley-y.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it only encourages people to play in the sewer.

[jnanacandra.livejournal.com]

The version of that I learned in college is "How do you know God is a civil engineer?"

"...Because only a civil engineer would route a waste disposal system through a recreational area."

That, of course, it right up there with
"Chemical engineers build explosives.
"Mechanical engineers build bombs.
"Civil engineers build targets."

And, the classic:
"If it stinks, it's chemistry.
"If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
"If it just sits there, it's physics."

Ok, done now....