vixenesque93: (sensual)
It must be a slow news day.

People have sex because it feels good.

Ya don't say?
vixenesque93: (omg porn)
Hallmark now making cards for cancer, eating disorders, and depression.


What's next...cards for sexually transmitted diseases? Hallmark's hearts might be in the right place, but something about this just doesn't sit well with me. Most Hallmark cards border on the downright cheesy.
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The meme question of "if you and Jesus went to dinner, who pays?" made me think.

If Jesus went to a karaoke bar, what would he sing?
vixenesque93: (color butterfly)
My dear [personal profile] glitch25 posted the following in his LJ today:


If you're Thelemic and you know it, Step and Sign! (draaaaaag... WHACK!)
If you're Thelemic and you know it, Step and Sign! (draaaaaag... WHACK!)
If you're Thelemic and you know it, and you really wanna show it,
If you're Thelemic and you know it, Step and Sign! (draaaaaag.. WHACK!)



I'm trying to form other lyrics in my head, but all I've got thus far is "If you're Pagan and you know it, circle and chant!"

Anyone got any ideas?

If you're Dianic and you know it...
If you're Wiccan and you know it...
If you're Discordian and you know it...
If you're fluffy and you know it...
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I must have a sick mind or something.

I saw a license plate frame that said "I'd rather be fishing" and read it as "I'd rather be fisting".

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