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[vixenesque93]

Poor kitty...he couldn't predict this one.

EDIT: Apparently this is false...makes for an amusing headline nonetheless.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[sterling-raptor.livejournal.com]

I bet one of the inmates...er...patients offed him to stop the killing spree.

[thatcaptjim.livejournal.com]

Might wanna doublecheck. I can't find any other news outlets carrying the story of Oscar's demise. I suspect that is someone's idea of a joke. The dented bedpan sort of makes me wonder.

CJ

[clayshaper.livejournal.com]

It is indeed just a joke. The urban legends are gunna have a feild day with it.

My first clue was when they said the 'coroner' was looking into the cat's death. I don't care who kitty is/was... a coroner can't tell ya jack shit. Takes a vet and a necropsy. ;)

It woulda been funnier if they made an article up saying a patient who died used their last ounce of strength to take him with, by throttling him or... if he got tangled up in wires and died trying to take them out... I mean people... no wonder the Weekly World News went under... where's the gonzo LOVE man? (sniff)

Bluh

[ithisia.livejournal.com]

Not funny, definitely.
It had me going for a second too.

-Angela